Ooh, get him and his art-farty poetry!
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John Hegley Is A C*nt

There's a poetry star
With a par-tic-u-lar
Way of making a rhyme
That doesn't quite work all the time
And he thinks it quite fun
To end with a pun
But if he came to my house for lunch
I'd end all his poems with a punch

Copyright, 1996, Jim Lawrence. I Thang Yew